Maintain your age, please!

A 55  year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above “You will live to be 100.”
She looked around and didn t see anyone. Again she heard “You will live to be 100.”

She thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I ve got 45 more years to live!

So off , she went to the plastic surgeon.

She got everything fixed from head to toe.

When she left the plastic surgeon s office, she got hit by a bus,died, and went up to heaven.

She said to God “You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have had 45 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?”.

God said: “I didn t recognize you”.