A 55 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above “You will live to be 100.”
She looked around and didn t see anyone. Again she heard “You will live to be 100.”
She thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I ve got 45 more years to live!
So off , she went to the plastic surgeon.
She got everything fixed from head to toe.
When she left the plastic surgeon s office, she got hit by a bus,died, and went up to heaven.
She said to God “You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have had 45 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?”.
God said: “I didn t recognize you”.