Some times fiction becomes true.
Don’t take it seriously, It is for your sense of Humour.
If your mind recalls a person or persons, I am not responsible (seriously I am not joking)
Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said:
Doctor, I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.
Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only…
Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I nod my head in front of all my bosses like a cow.
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
Doctor: Are you a Teacher at ______ ? (Fill in the blanks of your own Institution )
Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are a Teacher … … .
Come man, no one can treat you better than me.